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omgphantastic:

viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

I can’t breathe

(via whiteislandvalkyrie)

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5 days ago

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

image

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

fuck, over an hour
protip: don’t drink while playing that

(Source: sou-inseguro, via whiteislandvalkyrie)

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1 month ago

mag1ca:

Hey, guys! Please forgive my atrocious collage’ing skills! My last giveaway ended on such a high note and everyone has been so kind, so I’ve decided to do a second one! This one is going to be a little more fandom driven!

  • You must be following my blog to be eligible to win!
  • Reblog and like as much as you want!
  • One lucky winner will receive $250 towards any fandom items they would like! You want a Homestuck t-shirt? I’ve got you covered! Soul gems? Step right up! Need some last minute cosplay accessories? No problem! Any and all fandoms are encouraged to participate.
  • If the giveaway reaches 10,000 notes I will bump that up to $300!
  • You must have your ask box open for me to contact you if you win.
  • If you’re the winner, you have 24 hours to claim it or a new winner will be selected. Sorry!
  • As long as the item you choose can be shipped to your region, the giveaway is international! 
  • This giveaway will end on April 1st to give ya’ll lots of time to get those reblogs in!

Thank you for continuing to support me and my blog, everyone! Good luck!

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21668
Posted
1 month ago

mag1ca:

Hey, guys! Please forgive my atrocious collage’ing skills! My last giveaway ended on such a high note and everyone has been so kind, so I’ve decided to do a second one! This one is going to be a little more fandom driven!

  • You must be following my blog to be eligible to win!
  • Reblog and like as much as you want!
  • One lucky winner will receive $250 towards any fandom items they would like! You want a Homestuck t-shirt? I’ve got you covered! Soul gems? Step right up! Need some last minute cosplay accessories? No problem! Any and all fandoms are encouraged to participate.
  • If the giveaway reaches 10,000 notes I will bump that up to $300!
  • You must have your ask box open for me to contact you if you win.
  • If you’re the winner, you have 24 hours to claim it or a new winner will be selected. Sorry!
  • As long as the item you choose can be shipped to your region, the giveaway is international! 
  • This giveaway will end on April 1st to give ya’ll lots of time to get those reblogs in!

Thank you for continuing to support me and my blog, everyone! Good luck!

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21668
Posted
1 month ago

Confucius’s Cosmo Sex Tips

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Posted
1 month ago

ohmyespinosa:

sarabatikha:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

image

I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

(via rickseriastar)

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1 month ago

radglawr:

the-moldy-lunchboxx:

eastgermanhattrick:

surfpatrol:

That was informative

I have some of these!

I have at least three.

i have a lot of these

(Source: strangerlostinthefog, via dyrussenpainoticeme)

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88322
Posted
2 months ago

nightvaleian-librarian:

this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen

(Source: cheesyfactory, via dyrussenpainoticeme)

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2 months ago
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